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Hidden Talents

Rick was cleaning the ladies restroom and found corn husks and silks.  On the floor.  In one of the stalls.  In front of the toilet.

He said that as a young man he was in the Navy and had been to some of the risque bars in Tijuana and other foreign places.  And he had seen the gals doing some mighty strange stuff with their things….. shooting ping-pong balls, carrying whiskey bottles, smoking cigarettes…. but he never knew they could shuck corn with them.

Do you use bacon grease?

We were raised on bacon grease  as kids and even into adulthood. I will never use it again. I just threw out my last 2 lbs of bacon grease!! I hope you will throw yours away whenever you fry bacon from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.

This is what happens when you keep cooking with bacon grease. It could happen to you… This is a warning!

Bacon grease will make your FEET small!

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

Serious as a…

A couple of days ago, Rick was going to empty the trash cans and saw a guy laying in the road.   The guys wife said he just dropped.   They ran to the store and called 911 and the sheriffs.

Then Rick ran back to the guy and checked him.  He was turning blue and had no pulse.  Rick thought he was a goner, but then the guy let out a moan. So Rick started CPR.  He said he could feel the sternum break on the first compression.

Rick continued CPR for about 10 minutes before the first paramedic arrived on a motorcycle.  They continued CPR for several more minutes, then the ambulance arrived and they took over from Rick.  Then the sheriff’s Deputies and a med evac helicopter arrived.  The paramedics hooked the guy up to at least 3 IVs,  shocked him 3 times, and continued the CPR.

Finally, after nearly an hour, they got the poor guy’s heart going, got him stabilized and loaded him on the helicopter and flew him out to a hospital.

We have since heard that he has had open heart surgery and has recovered enough to talk to his family members.

Did I mention that this happened on FRIDAY?  You know, that chinese fortune cookie didn’t say which Friday was going to be exciting…..