I got this from Jeanne. 
My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper..
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Bubba
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
Employer’s response:
Dear Bubba:
It’s O K, Honey. We’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
