Cool Bun-Bun

Here’s a couple pictures of Bun-Bun sitting by the coolers. He was in the garden nibbling on my seedlings, but when he saw me coming with my camera he hopped over to sit by the coolers and look innocent.

More baby pics

Got new pictures of my sweet little Bun-Bun loaded onto Picasa.
Baby pics

Next Season on Survivor

I got this from Dottie. Not surprisingly, she’s a teacher. If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Thanks Dottie!!

Have you heard about the next planned “Survivor” show?

Three businessmen and three businesswomen will be dropped in a classroom for 1 school year. Each business person will be provided with a copy of his/her school district’s curriculum, and a class of 28 - 32 students. Each class will have a minimum of five learning-disabled children, three with A.D.D., one gifted child, and two who speak limited English. Three students will be labeled with severe behavior problems.

Each business person must complete lesson plans at least 5 days in advance, with annotations for curriculum objectives and state frameworks . . . and then modify, organize, or create their materials accordingly. They will be required to teach students, handle misconduct, implement technology, document attendance, write referrals, correct homework, make bulletin boards, compute grades, complete report cards, document benchmarks, communicate with parents, and arrange parent conferences. They must also stand in their doorway between class changes to monitor the hallways. In addition, they will complete fire drills, tornado drills, and [Code Blue] drills for shooting attacks each month.

They must attend workshops, faculty meetings, and attend curr iculum development meetings. They must also tutor students who are behind and strive to get their 2 non-English speaking children proficient enough to take the Star, Inspect, Multiple Measures and Hexad tests. If they are sick or having a bad day they must not let it show.

Each day they must incorporate reading, writing, math, science, and social studies into the program. They must maintain discipline and provide an educationally stimulating environment to motivate students at all times. If all students do not wish to cooperate, work, or learn, the teacher will be held responsible.

The business people will only have access to the public golf course on the weekends, but with their newsalary, they may not be able to afford it. There will be no access to vendors who want to take them out to lunch, and lunch will be limited to thirty minutes, which is not counted as part of their work day. The business people will be permitted to use a restroom, as long as another survival candidate can supervise their class.

If the copier is operable, they may make copies of necessary materials before, or after, school. However, they cannot surpass their monthly limit of copies. The business people must continually advance their education, at their expense, and on their own time.

The winner of this Season of Survivor will be allowed to return to their job.

Bedlump

This is another bedtime storey for you frum Ms Puddy-Tat.  Cween mj

Wunst upon deh tymez dere wuz a big floofee kitteh. Teh big floofee kitteh’z name wuz Angel-Pye. Angel-Pye lubbed to hiding under deh cuvverz.
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Wun morning wen deh momma mading deh bed, her wuz not seeing deh bedlump. She wuz thinking uv deh taxez.  Ennyway, she just tukked all deh cuvvers in tite adn piled deh pilloes up hie adn trapped deh Angel-Pye insiding uv deh cuvverz.
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Pour Angel-Pye. Her misted herz brekfust. She heerd deh can uv gushifudz opun. Adn she wuz heering deh momma kall her wen deh gushifudz wuz opund. But she wuz beeing trapped in deh bed adn cudn’t getting owt.
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Den ebbery1 lefting 4 deh day, awl teh kidletz wenting to skool, adn teh momma adn daddee wenting 2 werk. Deh Angel-Pye wuz awl aloan.
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Wen deh momma came home she wundered: Y did Angel-Pye not eeting enny gushifudz awl day long? So she kalled and kalled 4 deh Angel-Pye.  Angel-Pye heeringed her and sed MEEEEOOOOOW az loud az she cud.
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Momma heeringed her adn foundinged her in deh bed. She laffed adn laffed az she helped teh pour bedlump finding herz way out uv deh cuvverz. Den she kerried herz 2 deh fud dish. Angel-Pye purred adn purred awl deh way. Den herz ating awl deh gushifudz and likkinged herz fais.
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Teh Endingz.

Bedtime Storey

This story was told to me by Ms. Puddy-Tat. I have typed it up just as she told it to me. — Cween mj

Onest upon a tyme, dere was a Liddle Kitty-Katkins who luvd to play. He playd all day long. He playd chase-deh-tael. He playd bite-deh-catnip-mausie. He playd unwind-deh-yarn-ball.

When nitetime came, Mommy-Cat sed, “Time for bedee-bye, Liddle Kitty-Katkins.” But Liddle Kitty-Katkins didn’t want to going to bed. So Mommy-Cat told him if he wud getting into bed she wud reeding him a storee. Liddle-Kitty-Katkins gotsted into deh bed and Mommy-Cat reded him a storee.

After deh storee reeding, Liddle Kitty-Katkins sed, “But Iz not sleepy! I can has nodder storey?”

Himz Mommy-Cat sed to him, “Come wiss me and we will sitting by the fyre and having de hot kokoa.” So dey sat by the fyre and Liddle Kitty-Katkins drankded his hot kokoa and watchted the fyre flikkering. And Mommy-Cat sanged himz sum kitty lullubeyez.

Soon Liddle Kitty-Katkins coudn’ted keepingz his liddle eyezez opun any longerer. His mommy tuckted him up in hiz blankee and he slepted all night long.

Sweet dreemz, Little Kitty-Katkins.