A Little Drive

Yesterday we went for a little drive. Got your atlas handy? Go get it so you can see where we went, I’ll wait right here. Ready now? ok.

We left Prineville headed northeast on hwy. 26 up to Madras. The high desert landscape is relatively flat and arid. There are some irrigated fields of grass. But mostly it is scattered sage and stunted juniper trees. At Madras we got on hwy 97 and continued north. The road wound up hill and down dale, past more irrigated fields. Eventually the road split and we took a left onto hwy 197. Some of the valleys were quite lush and pretty, and then the road would climb back up onto the dry, bare desert. Eventually, the highway dropped down into Maupin on the Deschutes River. The river runs through a narrow gorge, and the town is partly located at the east bank at the bottom of the gorge, and partly on the top of the west bank. We had lunch at a little cafe in the bottom of the gorge and watched a train chug by.

After lunch we climbed up out of the gorge and continued on northward to the Columbia River at The Dalles.  I had been wanting to see the Columbia River for ages.  I imagined it as a huge, wild river.   Well, it is pretty good sized.  About as wide as the Mississippi - a mile or so I would guess.  But it doesn’t have much, if any, backwaters like the MIghty Miss does.  And it doesn’t look very wild.  It was as placid as a lake.  The mountains along the sides are very impressive with bluffs and pine trees.  We took I-84 downstream to Hood River, then turned south on hwy 35.  The countryside here was lush and green with lots of orchards and vineyards on the hillsides.   The roadside was dotted with fruit stands.  We stopped at one and bought some cherries and jelly.  The road then wound south along the east flank of Mt. Hood.

The mountain is a beatiful volcanic mountain standing alone as if striking a pose.  Unfortunately, the sky was obsquered by smokey haze, or hazy smoke.  I wasn’t sure which.  There are so many wildfires around right now.  It made taking pictures pretty much a waste of time.  Anyway, it was hard to tell the snowy mountaintop from the hazy sky.  :(  The road climbs along the side of the East Hood River up to an altitude of around 4500 feet.   We drove through beautiful pine forests, passing several Nation Forest campgrounds and hiking trails. Then we turned onto 26 eastbound and headed home.  Within a few miles, the pine forests dwindled and disappeared, to be replace by high desert once again.

We arrived home around 6 o’clock in the evening.  I was was pretty well tuckered out.

:-)

mj

Pregancy, Estrogen, and Women

Funnies from Dottie!  :D  - mj

PREGNANCY Q & A!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational. A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ‘ESTROGEN ISSUES’

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You ‘re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: ‘How’s my driving-call 1- 800-’.
6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from ‘outer space.’
9. You’ re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

(Don’t blame me - I got this with no number 8.)

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats’ facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :
1. OTHER WOMEN

Bubba’s 21st Birthday

Another joke from Carol’s seemingly endless supply. :D mj

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.  It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.  On that special day, they’d each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Bubba’s 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat…and nearly drowned!  Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. ‘Grandma,’ he asked, ‘it’s my 21st birthday, so why can’t I walk ‘cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?’

Granny looked deeply into Bubba’s troubled eyes and said, ‘Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, and you were born in July…

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OMG!

Thanks to Carol for this picture.  - :D mj

What a Race!!

This great race comes to us from Elizabeth.  Thanks, kiddo!

This is the ultimate Drag Race, but it is between a 1000 HP Bugatti Veyron and a Eurofighter.  This is very well done!

The two will start side by side from a standstill.  The car will go 1 mile, slow down enough to turn around on a full width runway, then come back the 1 mile to attempt to cross the Finish Line first.  The fighter will take off as quickly as possible, go straight up 1 mile, turn around and come back down to about 100′ off the deck to fly parallel to the car to attempt to cross the Finish Line first.

Who will win??
http://www.snotr.com/video/568

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