Big Decision

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to  foot. The doctor comes in and says, ‘Ah, I see you’ve  regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t  remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.  You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and  everything, but….. something happened. I’m trying to  break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was  chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find  it.’

The  man groans, but the doctor goes on, ‘You’ve got $9000 in  insurance compensation coming and we have the technology  now to build you a new willy  that  will work as well as your old one did -better in fact!  But the thing is, it doesn’t come cheap.. It’s $1000 an  inch.’

The  man perks up at this. ‘So,’ the doctor says, ‘it’s for  you to decide how many inches you want. But it’s  something you’d better discuss with your wife. I mean,  if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go  for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if  you had a nine inch one before,and you decide only to  invest in a five incher this time, she might be  disappointed. So it’s important that she plays a role in  helping you make the decision.’

The  man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back  the next day.’So,’ says the doctor, ‘have you spoken  with your wife?’

‘I have,’ says the  man.

‘And  has she helped you in making the  decision?’

‘Yes, she has,’ says the man.

‘And what is it?’ asks the doctor.

‘We’re getting granite countertops.’

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3 Responses to Big Decision

  1. I’m glad you liked this one, mj. Even my hubby laffed and laffed! 😉 Carol—- idansdansdans

  2. ladymonde says:

    smart woman although granite isn’t my thing either.

  3. matt says:

    This blog’s great!! Thanks :).

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