Wedding Fairy

A smile for us from Kathleen:

A married couple in their early 60 ‘s were celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant…

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.  She said, “For being such a wonderful married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”   The wife answered,  “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”   The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I.” The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 93 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…..

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