Random Thoughts for the Day

Jeanne sent me this.  Thanks, pal!

1.    I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2.   Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3.   I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4.   There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5.   How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6.   Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.   Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8.   Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9.   I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10.   Bad decisions make good stories.

11.   You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12.   Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13.   I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14.   “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this — ever.

15.   I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16.   I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17.   I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18.   My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?

19.   I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20.   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

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4 Responses to Random Thoughts for the Day

  1. Jenni says:

    Number Nine. Every day of my life. When are you coming for your grandchild??? 😛

  2. paws4thot says:

    (5) Hold it by the “top” corners (the opposite ones to the elastic), fold in half lengthways so the “skirts” are all on the inside. Now hold by the new outside corners, fold lengthways again, then fold crossways as rquired.

    (13) Word treats printing a document as a change. Similarly with the repagination forced by opening a document with manual page or section breaks in it. Who says this stuff can’t be educational?

    (20) Agreed, as long as we can substitute the generic “beer” for the brand name “Miller Lite”.

  3. poussinboi says:

    If they could make fonts for scarcastic and ironic comments then the tr0lls would only use them against us. 😦

    That would be ironic, wouldn’t it? Oh, hang on, that’s now rhetorical. 🙄

    We need yet another font! 😀

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