Dan sent me this….. I pass it on without verifying the numbers.  As with all investment advice, you assume all the risks. 😉

A few thoughts on investments – just a little inside info.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.  Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American !


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4 Responses to Investments

  1. Wunnermus joke! Maded me laff and ai needed dat tuday! Ai haz nawt seen teh nooest pikshurs ob Sir Bud until nao, adn ai must say he iz a handsume yung guy! Ai awlso want u tu no dat ai am thinking ob u tuday. Stay well, take care.

  2. kittyroo says:

    Just stawped bai to saying ai wuz finking uv u tudai, tu. Ai missed u. Pleez to tayking care uv urself.

  3. noodle says:

    ohai cweenmj,
    luked 4 butt didnt c u excep inda ichc commintz. same as kittyroo an ttc, aiz bin finkin ob u an hoppin 2 c u 4 da refrezhmintz an beveragez inda mornin.

  4. Upfi says:

    Ohai, dat was funny! Ai laiked it! Ai is planning to emayo u and lunarmommy, but ai haven’t got round to it. The project frum hell is progressing slowly, and in the evenings ai do not feel laik doing anything taht involves mai brain. Pweeze luk well aftur urself and snorgle King Richard and Buddy as mush as u can! {{{CweenMJ}}}

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