Women

Think you have the women in your life figured out?
There are several types of women out there. Here’s a guide to help you find your way.

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER!

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is pretty to look at but good for absolutely nothing.

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

E-MAIL Woman:
Out of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to get rid of her, you will lose something, if you don’t try to get rid of her, you will lose everything.

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