Going Green

Seems like there are two things on TV these days:  extreme sports and
going green.
And in my sick, twisted mind they came together like this:

Going Green + Extreme Sports

The icecap’s melting at the poles,
The ozone layer’s growing holes.
Now Al Gore is on his pulpit:
Greenhouse gases are the culprit.
Grandest thing I’ve ever seen,
Everybody’s Going Green.
People driving hybrid cars,
Recycling cans, recycling jars.
C’mon folks, let’s do our parts!
Everybody! Light your farts!